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Using public restrooms can be a bit of a challenge for some people, but adding a touch of humor can certainly lighten the mood.
It's important to remember that feeling uncomfortable in public restrooms is a common experience, and most people have experienced it at some point. If these feelings are causing significant distress, it may be helpful to practice relaxation techniques or cognitive strategies to manage the discomfort. Additionally, choosing restrooms that offer more privacy and are cleaner can help mitigate some of these concerns.
💩 Mission impossible
💩 Check for cleanliness
💩 The bathroom DJ
💩 Attack the smell
💩 Use noise-masking techniques
💩 Prepare with hygiene supplies
💩 Use your bumbumbidets
Mission Impossible
Pretend you're on a secret mission. Whisper into your wristwatch (or your imaginary wristwatch) and sneak into the restroom as if you're defusing a bomb. Make dramatic gestures while flushing and washing your hands. If possible, select a stall that is farthest from the entrance or one that appears less used.
Check for cleanliness
Assess the cleanliness of the restroom before entering. If it's dirty or poorly maintained, you might want to find an alternative restroom.
The bathroom DJ
Bring a portable speaker and DJ your bathroom break. Cue up your favorite tunes and dance your way to the toilet. Just be sure to keep the volume at a reasonable level to avoid any awkward confrontations.
Attack the smell
Carry personal air fresheners: Travel-sized air fresheners or personal fragrance can help mask odors if you're self-conscious about them.
Use noise-masking techniques
Some people feel self-conscious about the sounds they make while using the restroom. Running the sink or using a noise-masking app on your phone can help. If you're worried about odors, use a courtesy flush to help minimize them. Flush the toilet while still seated or immediately after a bowel movement.
Prepare with hygiene supplies
Carry travel-sized packs of toilet seat covers, disinfecting wipes, and hand sanitizer to help maintain cleanliness and hygiene.
Use your Bumbumbidets
Traveling with your bumbumbidet can enhance your hygiene and comfort during your trip, but it's important to plan and use it responsibly to ensure a seamless and respectful travel experience.
You're now in the BUMALICIOUS club
We hope these tips and tricks will help you poop in public like a champ.